I Want This Dog!

My cat knows how to open the bedroom door. Kill the paper towel roll. Unspool all of the toilet paper onto the floor of the bathroom...and jump onto the top of the fridge. Despite the fact that I think she has the sweetest face of any cat in the world, I don't find any of these tricks to be useful. I think I'll start with talking to her about the coffee maker trick. I'm sure she'll be happy to oblige.