Monday, July 14, 2008

Morning Hot Flash July 14, 2008

  • Happy Bastille Day! To celebrate, the mayor of Nice, France held a press conference to welcome the world's most beautiful people.

  • It's not just that these chicks are half my age that I don't like them. It's that they think I want to spend my life watching their life. My life is crazy enough -- I don't want to watch someone else mess up their life when I'm on the internet. There are books to order from Amazon, gossip to read on all my favorite sites, and videos of kittens to watch on YouTube.

  • I'll have a chicken-fried steak with gravy...hold the biscuits.

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