"No, I just want to stay on, and wear the pretty clothes, and get made up, and enjoy myself."
- The incredibly talented 82-year-old Cloris Leachman has got it all -- including an attitude that's hard to beat. I'm going to try to apply that to all aspects of my life. By the way -- Kim Kardashian, whose only talent is on display in an Internet sex tape -- was sent packing last night. So sorry!
- I was devastated when I heard that my hero, Heather Locklear, had been busted for driving under the influence over the weekend. She's been struggling with a lot of stuff lately -- and let's face it, aging isn't easy -- even when you look like Heather Locklear. So I wasn't exactly surprised when I learned that there is more to the story.
- Just what we need in the White House, a big fat crybaby who probably needs to wear adult diapers.
- Is your blood pressure a little low today? Here's a great way to rev up your engine...Sarah Palin's thoughts on feminism and homosexuality brought to us by the fine chicks at Jezebel.com.
- I hope Joe is preparing carefully for his debate with Sarah Palin. I am thrilled to hear that he's using Michigan governor Jennifer Granholm as his sparring partner. Woo hoo! She rocks!
- And just so you know -- Sarah Palin isn't going to be the toughest chick on the stage on Thursday night.
- I take this note from a Nobel literature judge as a challenge. I hope you do too.
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