Glamorpuss

Midge the one-eyed cat from Yorkshire has a diva attidude now that the film she calls 'her star vehicle' is making its debut at the Canne Film Festival. Midge's owner Martin Humphreys jogs around his village and one time, Midge joined him. Martin began to notice that whenever he started to speed up, so did Midge. His fat little pussycat never let him pass her! So Martin decided it was time for a grudge match. He made a documentary about their ultimate race for $2,000, and entered it into the Cannes Film Festival and it was accepted. Just like that! Midge has decided to stay home and be attended by servants while Martin attends the festival. C'est la vie!