Extra Tit-Bits

• John McCain threatened to enter his wife in a beauty contest while visiting the Sturgis motorcycle rally. Can you just hear him in the limo all the way back to the airport, "But honey, I honestly didn't know it was a topless contest." Cindy McCain would've won too.

• When women over 40 date younger men, it's a freak show that must be chronicled on reality television. Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones must be breathing a sigh of relief that they took the traditional approach to May-December relationships.

• Do we all have to get facelifts? Is no one else worried that we're all gonna look alike? And Madonna? I love Madonna -- don't want to look like her.

• Did I mention that I love "Mad Men?" Because I do.