Daily Hot Flash

• I was instrumental in inventing the microwave. Seriously, I didn't have one in my home until December 2007, so using John McCain's logic, I must've had something to do with the fact that it has become a ubiquitous kitchen appliance.

• Sarah Palin's wearing $2500 jackets and getting style advice from experts outside of the Beehive Beauty Salon in Wasilla. Despite all the expert fashion advice, Hillary still doesn't want to be seen with her. Instead it'll be the Katie and Sarah show. I hope they don't bring their pom-poms.

• Michelle Obama proves that you can have grace, substance and style...even when you're from a working class home.

• Carly Fiorina proves that her mouth and her ego are as big as any male CEO.

• Jon Stewart leaves us with a little something-something to think about...