Friday, August 29, 2008

Morning Hot Flash August 29, 2008

Just because she has a vagina, doesn't mean Sarah Palin can fill Hillary's shoes. She did come in second place in the 1984 Miss Alaska contest...so I guess she's perfect to take over Dick Cheney's office. As one of millions of Hillary Harridans, I'm incredibly insulted. Can you imagine if Hillary had become the Democratic nominee and John McCain picked a random black Republican as his running mate to get the black voters who were behind Obama over to his side? There would be rioting in the streets. McCain is such a geezer.

As I'd always suspected...in
the event of a 'water landing' your flotation device is completely useless...just get into the brace position with your head between your legs and kiss your ass good-bye.

Tim Gunn has
impeccable taste. Even if he says not-so nice things about my girl Jennifer Aniston.

What did you do on your
Summer staycation?

Colorado has been recently
visited by more stars than in all of the Milky Way.

I hope
Cindy McCain remembers that you choose your friends not your family.

1 comment:

Laura said...

Ms. Palin seems to be the very antithesis of everying Hillary represented and represents. So, yes, I guess the vagina is all that counts. On only one level is this good, that people are finally taking into consideration women's votes. But it's only their votes that mccain seems to care for, not their bodies, their children, their environment, their future.