Daily Hot Flash

• It's that time of year when it's fun to sneak up on people and say, 'Boo!' If you want to really get into the mood of the season you can take ghostly tours in haunted places.

• Sarah Palin sold Alaska's airplane, but then she got all snippy when she couldn't have free access to someone else's plane. As if! I hope when the election is over...Sarah Palin gets to keep her expensive new wardrobe. She can think of it as a consolation prize. And I think that $2,500 Valentino jacket will look great underneath her Carhartts when the winter winds of Alaska start blowing....

• Reality to Sarah Palin...When the going gets tough...the tough go shopping in the hardware aisle.

• This is a Public Service Announcement! Do not send your grandchildren, who are calling you from Canada, thousands of dollars if you don't have grandchildren in Canada.

• He's the antidote to Sister Parish's sense of style. English Country Decor! Oh my!

• Quick! Somebody pitch this to Hollywood...James Bond and the President of the United States team up to save the world from total annihilation.

• Watch Chris Matthews do what he does best...make well-paid political spin masters wish that they worked at Dippin' Dots. What makes it even more pfun is that it's Republican flak-jacket Nancy Pfotenhauer.