Extra Tit-Bits

• Justin Timberlake didn't make the obligatory "honk, honk" sound when he touched Janet Jackson's boobies on national television -- exposing one of her nipples for a fraction of a second -- so CBS will not be forced to pay the exorbitant fine imposed on them by the FCC.

• NASCAR covergirl Danica Patrick got into a towel-tossing match with buxom Brazilian driver Milka Duno. Personally, I'm so hoping for a Pinky Tuscadero-style demolition derby to settle this throw down. But you know somewhere in the world there's a NASCAR marketing executive who wants them to settle their differences in Jell-O wearing tear-a-way bikinis.

• This is just the kind of thing that makes me ready to rumble...International brain trust and spokeswoman for female empowerment, Brooke Hogan, doesn't believe a woman should be President of the United States. She doesn't believe in dinosaurs either...but girlfriend does believe in unicorns!