One of my biggest fears as I grow older is that I will turn into a crazy cat lady. I am a single woman of a certain age and by all rights I should be wearing floral caftans, feeding fourteen or fifteen stray cats in the carport, while muttering wicked words under my breath in front of the neighbor's horrified children. Because of my fear of becoming a crazy cat lady, I only have one cat. I don't wear caftans, but I do feel really bad about wearing my slippers in the carport when I take the garbage out. Seems like a just a short slide from wearing slippers outside to wearing a caftan. But I digress. If I ever attempted a stunt like this on my own cat, I would be killed...and no one would ever find the body.
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