Morning Hot Flash August 22, 2008

• Just because I'm a middle-aged white chick who's pissed off that Hill bumped her head on the glass ceiling doesn't mean that I'm going mad in the attic like Mrs. Rochester. I am crazy -- like a fox! But I'm tired of pundits telling me that I'm a 'Hillary Harridan' who's so mad with anger that I'm likely to do something that goes completely against my political beliefs. By the way dearest pundits...Rush Limbaugh's white-boy anger turned him into a multi-millionaire...makes a girl think.
  
  
• Barack Obama will be pinning someone with his fraternity lavaliere today.

• Michael Phelps! You've just won your eighth gold medal of the 2008 Beijing Olympics, who are you going to do?
  


• Pop star Gwen Stefani has given birth to a Zuma. My prayers for his future include that he attend the same junior high with Nic Cage's kid Kal-el. That way they can trade off being beaten up.
  


• If this were true, I'd be dead.
  


• Take this pledge and help create a body image that real woman can actually aspire to be.

• Every Cinderella needs a castle...today let's go on a tour of The Manor with Candy-rella Spelling. This is almost as good as an episode of 'House Hunters International.'
  
  
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