Daily Hot Flash

• Up 'til now I thought 'hockey hair' was a modified mullet that my little Red Wings wore under their helmets. Now it turns out to be a trendsetting upswept updo -- you didn't think she was managing that by herself did you?

• I wish she'd just stop talking out-loud.

• Men who love cats are so much nicer and more complicated than men who only appreciate dogs. I love them both equally. The cats and the dogs, that is...

• If Angelina and Brad have more children, she's going to need longer arms...like a chimpanzee.

• I'm not sure how this helps...but we all need a little assistance now and then.

• Just in case you've forgotten about the Keating Five...the Obama campaign wants you to take a little trip down memory lane.