Tuesday, July 29, 2008

FWD: Jokes From Betty

Mom's been busy hitting the forward button again this week. Did she forget that I'm currently a blonde?

From: "Mom"
Date: July 28, 2008 10:54:41 PM EDT
To: [Sarah]
Subject: FWD: Football and Blondes

Football FINALLY makes sense..........
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents.'

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