Morning Hot Flash July 29, 2008

• Vanity Fair published their International Best-Dressed List on their website this morning. Oddly, I was not the Sarah included on the list. Obviously, they've heard about me wearing a twenty-year old bathing suit to swim in my apartment complex's pool. I do try to wait until others are not around...but word must've leaked out. See if you're on The List.
  

• 41 year-old actress gets engaged to 28 year-old hottie. And why not?
  

• 80 year-old Oscar winning actress tears up the scenery every night in a Tony-winning play on Broadway. And why not?
  

• Thank you, Jesus! What a girl really needs first thing in the morning is a few less things to worry about while she tries to put on eyeliner without poking an eye out.
  

• She has giving birth to eighteen children over the past twenty-three years. We are exactly the same age, and just what do I have to show for my life? That's right, full and complete access to the television remote control 24/7!