Morning Hot Flash August 1, 2008

• I smashed my piggybank after I heard that Cher has put her Malibu mansion up for sale. Do you think she'll take 42 cents as a deposit on a $45 million home? Wait? I may have a couple of dimes in the seats in my car...

• Movies starring old grey-haired people? Shocking! Horrifying! Stop, I'm trying to eat my breakfast.

• The world's most beautiful newborns, Knox and Viv, will make their first scheduled Internet appearance at 7:00 pm EDT on Sunday, August 3, 2008. Please plan your weekend accordingly.

• Just as I've always suspected, the world's oldest joke is all about the fart.

• I can quit the Internet at anytime. I don't need to check my Facebook page or send Tweets. I'm totally cool.
  


• Hockey bad boy and fashionista, Sean Avery, is into cougars. Could some one please slip him my URL?